Iowa family wakes up to find 5 inches of blood flooding their house

Someone was probably speaking Latin in front an old book, I’m guessing.

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Coulda just got high and read the Necronomicon to impress a girl.

Not that I know anyone who would do that.

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Paging Bruce Campbell…
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You, I like. My exact thoughts, damn that’s intense, but so f*cking metal :metal::metal::metal:

Can we really get Danzig the news, maybe he really would buy the house? How epic would that be

That one with the toilet in the shower was really classy

You can shave shower and shit all at the same time, no wiping needed

On second thought, ewwww

On first thought too

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Meet the interior decorators…

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How does that create shareholder value??!!

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*lolz

I saw that one when I did my image search, and chuckled.

ETA:

I don’t know how it could have slipped my mind, I meant to post this earlier:

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The weird thing is that normally the blood etc… isn’t wasted. It’s saved in a big tank, and sold for animal feed and fertilizer. There’s got to be some sort of weird misrouting of plumbing going on, because it’s not like the blood just gets washed down a drain in your standard slaughterhouse.

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