Iowa family wakes up to find 5 inches of blood flooding their house

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/17/iowa-family-wakes-up-to-find-5.html

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The smell must be spectacular.

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Obligatory;

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And this one.

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Yes, but what about the demonic voices hissing “get out!”?

That image, combined with the Wendy Carlos music, made the movie’s teaser trailer one of the most nightmarish experiences of my youth.

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Coming soon, a very special edition of Terrible Real Estate Photos.

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My vampire character - This house is prefect! I’ll take it!

Me - ew.

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This seems like a case where the best thing for all parties involved is for the meat people (or their insurance) to buy the house.

The relatives should be filing a claim as well for lodging fees. The meat company should reasonably be expected to cover all costs which includes lodging related to this event.

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He should have a breathing apparatus, and a bunny hazmat suite on.

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/17/blood-fills-familys-basement.html

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@beschizza one of the new peeps beat you to it earlier.

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My favorite version of that gif:

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Simultaneously horrifying and awesome. :metal:

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Wet basements must be disclosed for sale…

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I saw 5 Inches Of Blood open for Murder Hug in '96, it was epic.

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Has anyone polled the blood to see which candidate it supports in the 2020 caucus?

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I rarely say this, but I’d love to meat the owner. He shouldn’t chicken out and go the whole hog by suing the company.

I’d have some serious beef with a company if they did this to me.

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Yes, officer. It was like that when I woke up this morning. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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