It puts the lotion on


#1

They must talk about things, people and self in the third person only, here.


#2

That sounds like a game Regulars would play because they’ve already seen all the internets has to offer and they’re bored.


#3

It would seem so. Those jaded b@$&@%#s.


#4

They mock the others. Much to their impending doom.


#5

When will they learn? Is it only a matter of time?


#6

Do they feel like they’re coming down with a cold, too? Just like… er, they are?


#7

He would be better off asking that in another thread.


#8

Silence! There shall be no more outbursts.

The regulars will judge them.


#9

Does somebody think that all of the questions gotta go there?


#10

If someone cannot answer a question to the best of his ability without being tortured, then he who asks too many questions may be tortured for asking them in places that don’t advance the question-asking tally.


#11

Or it gets the hose again?


#12

Please, don’t advance the questions thread tally. One is a little behind on one’s reading of said thread: only 11,000+ to go.


#13

It’s how they haze in that club.


#14

Yeah, somebody oughta go check how long ago Everyone’s Obedient Servant last contributed to that august thread.

I think it was before August.


#15

What? BLASPHEMY!!!


#16

:^P One thinks.

That looks like a 1, doesn’t it?


#17


#18

It barely saved itself or it was about to get the hose again.


#19

It puts the banana in the (steampunk) basket.


#20

It just looks at it