Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/14/ivanka-tells-18-million-out-of.html
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“Find something new” not-applicable to coal mining jobs, it would seam
Step One: “Find something new.”
Step Two: Join Ivanka’s multi-level marketing program selling… it doesn’t matter. Once you get ten people working for you, you’ll forget all about working again.
ISWYDT. “Coal seam”.
Subtle.
I think Ivanka plans to eat the cakes, but the peons can get a job baking it for her.
It worked for her. One day she woke up in a new job she was not trained for?
She’s right. . . tomorrow I’m going to get up bright and early, have a good nutritious breakfast, and then go out and register a bunch of trademarks in China!
Then I can just watch the money roll in!
Step 1: Get a couple million from Dad.
Step 2: Who needs step 2?
Can the “something” be a new administration?
If our government had a lick of sense it would be directing/subsidizing hospitals and transit agencies and schools and any other public or private service that’s considering reopening to triple the number of people on their cleaning staffs right now.
Hopefully she can find something new. Like a prison cell. Her and the rest of her grifter family.
White privilege work. Where can I get some?
Well, at least the unemployment issue has been sorted out.
As a currently unemployed person, I would like to extend a hearty “fuck you very much” to Ivanka, with the sincere hope that her smug, stupid head will soon adorn a fucking spike on the White House fence right next to her father’s and brothers’ smug, stupid heads. May crows peck out their eyeballs.
That is all.
Remember when Trump was insanely claiming that Ivanka had created 15 million jobs? This appears to be the retraining program (which didn’t even exist at the time) that he was talking about.
Yeah. [infinite expletives deleted]
Came here to say this. Done.
You too can get a cushy job like helping daddy in nuclear armament negotiations with the North Koreans!