I feel like there is a joke to make here, but that ring outshines them all.
Hmm. I’d say that’s at least two carrots. Someone’s happy to see it.
Do not sully the dik-dik.
Given how pokemon normally work, I can only assume that a “pokemon-themed engagement” involves one of the participants ordering their current partner to beat the other nearly into unconsciousness before deploying the matter-compression bondage; so the ring is probably the least shocking part of the whole situation.
Ears? Or guys’ gears?
If it’s ever stolen, insurance will cover it in the end.
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