Odd billboard that advertises blinged-out cock rings


#1

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#2

I found their TV commercial!


#3

It only now occurs to me that somewhere out there must be at least one kinky couple who actually integrated that idea into their wedding ceremony.


#4

Does this cock ring make me look fat?


#5

Aren’t they sort of supposed to?


#6

Grad school art project?


#7

“New and used…”


#8

So, I used to be in a very large activity group that was mostly gay men. (Long story, obviously.) At a convention one year, one of my closer friends in the group suggested I wear a leather bracelet with a snap closure he had to the leather event (not my scene, and didn’t know such a thing was going to happen, so I didn’t have anything of my own). Only at the end of the evening, when I returned it, did he tell me what I was actually wearing.

Somehow, we remained friends after that.


#9

problem is: that’s just how clint looks.
there’s really no way to know what’s going on in his head
it’s like the opposite of botox


#10

“Any-cock’ll-do!”


#11

Well, this is exactly the kind of thing I would expect to see in a town called “Twisp.”

(Fine place really. I’ve been there…and I’ve never forgotten the name.)


#12

Curiously it does not list the cost…


#14

It’s the EULA that you have to agree to before you get the cockrings that gets ya the best sex once and a lifetime of trying to recapture it.


#15

While I’m ashamed(?) to say I have no idea what this bracelet was or what the “such a thing” was that happened… I can’t decide if I want to ask or not.


#16

Ken Carson approves of this.


#17

Uh, OK. Not sure where he’s going with that though.


#18

Thanks for clearing that up, Sir or Madam.


#19

“I am everywhere. I am inside each and every single one of you. Just look in and I will be there waving out at ya, naked wearing only a cock ring, heh, heh, heh. Wow, time flies when you’re on the run.” – Hard Harry, Pump Up the Volume


#20

He is mostly into the whole scene than actually wearing the ring.


#21

A long, long time ago, I chanced upon someone else photos (I’m not telling how) that showed a little leather contraption in use, with a snap closure, that, uh, like the Maidenform bra, would lift and separate the ‘two veg’.