I wonder how they feel about sharing the name with a South African e-cigarette…
…and an absurdist cartoon gentleman cat:
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Ok. Now I feel super inadequate, because I can’t fathom how the two bits of anatomy could possibly have a similar enough diameter… Either I have really big wrists or…
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If it’s any consolation, in those days I had exceedingly thin wrists! I’m still smaller than average, but back then I looked more like the dancer I was.
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SOB!!!
(because I actually have pretty slim wrists…)
The name is a little misleading- optimal placement is, er, behind the “meat & two veg” - so circumference is larger than initially imagined based on said name.
The snap @anon67050589 references is a very important safety feature that, when ignored, can result in stories that Hospital staff share at parties… which I just came from & really shouldn’t be using this heavy machinery at the moment.
Current me is having a good laugh at how morning me is going to react when I read this post. 
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I’m sure he had lots of friends if his cock ring fit around a woman’s wrist…
ETA: Ah. I see.
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Ah. Well just goes to show that you learn a little something every day!
Obviously it’s an engagement ring and a wedding band.
I think it’s supposed to fasten behind the balls, and around the penis. And of course, the penis would be erect.
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Spoilsport.
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And how am I supposed to fit a wedding band on my penis, genius?
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