Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/28/6-y-o-riot.html
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I am causing a ruckus right now!
Maybe the other moms just need to up their game… make it go from ruckus to full blown grade school lunch riot!
On the other hand, those kids are way too young for the “how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana” lession.
Maybe they can learn to defend themselves from a pointed stick.
Pointed stick? Pointed stick?
Getting all high and mighty, are we?
What’s the matter - fresh fruit not good enough for you?
Moms???
Okay parents/guardians then.
Man armed with a banana? You mean like a Catholic priest?
People suck and this is solid evidence.
Instead of making one per day, she should make 30 once a month. Then everybody gets one!
Oh, come on. That fruit was just hanging there. If I hadn’t said it, someone else would have.
Starts with narwhals ends with glitter and tears.
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