Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/01/justice-dept-investigating-potentially-criminal-scheme-of-bribery-for-trump-presidential-pardon.html
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“Bribery-for-pardon scheme” soon to become “Pardon-for-bribery-for-pardon scheme.”
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paying of indulgences to the Don.
now kiss the ring, say 50 “Our Dear Leader s” and domini, domini poof pardon.
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I thought the payment starts long before the need is required… sort of like insurance?
“Remember that $500,000 donation I made to your re-election campaign? Well… guess what?”
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Dominic, go frisk 'em.
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There is just no end to the fuckery is there?
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Call me cynical, but every federal investigation started before Jan 21 can end with a pardon.
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Oh, this one was on my Bingo card!
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So, Epstein is still alive?
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John McAfee is in custody now.
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Really is anybody surprised?
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10 bucks it was Rod Blagojevich
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Do any of these (heavily redacted) documents specify that the investigation is regarding pardons issued by Trump? My money is on them trying to smear Obama or Clinton to foster the “every President does this” trope.
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@hecep "I thought the payment starts long before the need is required… sort of like insurance?
Remember that $500,000 donation I made to your re-election campaign? Well… guess what?”
Sorry I had to.
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1st Xeni post in a long time that the BBS link actually works!
What keeps happening? There’s definitely something consistently wrong when you post stuff, not trying to be rude. Wish someone would help you figure it out.
Thank the gods evil is this unbelievably stupid! There is no end to the fuckery with this man, it’s exactly like old catholic indulgences.
Biden will need 4 years of professional fumigation 24/7 to even cut the stink in half in the white house. If he’s lucky!
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Well now you went and spoiled the surprise of what they’re all getting for Christmas.
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The name of the potential pardonee is redacted from that document but we can infer a couple things from context:
- It’s a relatively short name, about 4-5 letters
- It ends in an “s” (note use of possessive apostrophe)
My money is on Rick Gates. I just plugged his name in a couple of the redacted parts and it seems to fit:
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It won’t be long before we start seeing pornos in which some very naughty girls offer the president (President Thrump perhaps?) something very special for a pardon.
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