KellyAnne Conway offers more alternative facts

[jlw]

Originally published at: KellyAnne Conway offers more alternative facts - Boing Boing

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[leicester]

I see they’ve dug her up again…

[mmascari]

“And I would say this to the mainstream media: Kamala Harris Trump is ignoring you because she thinks she he knows he already has you. For the same reason she doesn’t go and spend a dime he is only chasing people who vote 100% of the time, and 100% of the time for Democrats Republicans, she thinks he knows the mainstream media is already in her his thrall, in her his corner,” submitted Conway. “They should challenge that by not covering her his rallies. Don’t set up your camera next time. If she’s he’s not going to answer your questions, don’t give her him the service of covering her his rallies.”

Cleaned that up. It’s not like Trump ever answers a question with anything meaningful. Just a word salad of non answer. Followed by the media cleaning it up to almost sound normal.

[xkot]

“He was there with the press and did two things, was clever and funny by saying this will be my plane I went to check it out…”

I suspect he and his gaggle of bootlickers got to Air Force 2, then had to abort mission when the bagman forgot the TP and eggs. Embarrassing.

[Steve_L]

I don’t know whether KellyAnne Conway looks crazier like this or in the mirror universe with her goatee.

I Have Been Silenced!

[KathyPartdeux]

Ernie Anastos & Keep Fucking That Chicken Viral Video

[sirdigbypollo]

“Please don’t cover her rallies. And I’m not just saying that because I’m the opposition. Honest!”

[Kilkrazy]

Not sure how you would ask someone questions by not asking them questions