The best KFC recombinant is equal parts John Goodman, KFC & Gays.
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We are amused.
but it is still chickenâright?
thatâs pretty disgusting.
Everyone should double down on their argument.
Thereâs me, and RAT. Or rats, actually, but SECOND RAT and THIRD RAT were still offstage when I aborted the quip, so I donât suppose they count.
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you are looking at the âafterâ picture, when the junk is breaded and fried.
you need to look at the âbeforeâ to see how appetizing it is.
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The funny thing is that thatâs not the worst part of those chickens lives. In fact, given their living conditions, you could consider that a mercy. I always find it odd that people focus on these mechanized methods of chicken murder when itâs really a pretty quick, humane death. But then they tend to ignore the fact that they live in a cramped, dirty, high stress environment thatâs tantamount to a life time (6 months or less) of torture. But, you know, whatever gets you through the day⌠Me? I just raise and murder them myself. At least I know my chickens have lead a happy, care-free life eating bugs and grains up until the inevitable day of betrayal.
Also, KFC is kinda gross. The breading or whatever it is always tastes like burnt flour. Popeyes is much better.
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Maybe to preemptively increase demand for some of those organs. Hmmm?
no sir, you are just the victim of a single shot video. i know the lives lived are much worse, i focus on nothing but the entire âproductâ, it is a product, right?
however, if you want to raise your own and then eat your own, and hopefully you eat the whole and not just the muscles, then go nuts with your guts. eating your own is i guess one of lifeâs great pleasures, but pop eyeâs? if the breading is the only difference, then all the âotherâ is lip service, with lots of blood and guts on the side plate, tangy with listeria.
They changed the name to KFC because Kentucky got all uppity about the state name being used commercially and was asking for $$$ for licensing/whatever rights.
edit again, and snopes to the rescue.
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Well I can see why they are upset, technically they arenât raising 8 legged chickens, they are 4 separate chickens sewn together into Chicken Centipedes. Donât diminish all the hard work that goes into creating these.
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Am I wrong for wanting to try eight-legged mutant chicken?
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I have eaten
the eight-legged mutant chicken
that was lurking
in the laboratory
upon which
you were probably
still experimenting
Forgive me
it was delicious
so warm
and so friendly
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That thing would have been inutterably delicious if they hadnât put about a pound of salt in it. Instead it tasted pretty much like one of those blocks of salt people put out for cattle.
Snopes - âNeil Diamondâs song âKentucky Womanâ was dropped from radio playlists at his request, as the licensing fees he was obligated to pay the Commonwealth of Kentucky exceeded the peformance royalties he was receiving for the airplay.â
That is some weak shit right there
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Anyone else remember the Stop BioPEEP campaign from Joey Skaggs? This is right up there.
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Iâm reminded of the quadium mutant in The Mouse that Roared.
Of course, a chicken with six wings and eight legs would be a chichichickenkenkenken and finally have enough for seconds for everybody.
