Whoa. Hey, there.
Thank you for responding! I was mostly joking, but I greatly appreciate the offer. Give me a couple of days to work on my pitch; the original pitch is awful.
I almost hate to involve anyone with any pull, because if I get this published, it will be the first thing I've ever had published. Further, the only things I've got to show so far are a dodgy Ruby script that "compiles" a bunch of Markdown + headers into an ePub, and a steno pad with notes.
But if I have Jeff Atwood's attention, do I dare give up at this point? I think not.
Thanks again! I will be contacting you in the near future.