Originally published at: Large pool of human blood found in Pennsylvania town | Boing Boing
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That’s weird. Concerning, a little scary, and very weird. Can’t wait for the updates!
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Danzig should be there soon to buy the land
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Has anyone seen Dr. Oz lately?
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Amusingly ambiguous.
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I’m going 50/50 on ‘Red Cross Transport Accident’ and “SCP number not yet assigned, Safe-class, ‘Silver Spring Blood Pool’: all genetic sequencing attempts on samples from the blood pool return results genetically identical to the foundation personnel who performed the sequencing; blood pool remains apparently fresh and of unchanged size, volume; and location despite the passage of time and the cleanup efforts of local first responders. No further anomalous properties; but will require field containment.”
I know that if I were a blood pool of cryptic origin I’d do my best to be genetically identical to anyone who genetically tested me. Only thing I haven’t decided on is which historical figure I’d be genetically identical to if tested by fully automated sequencing hardware. Maybe exhibit the distinctive Factor VII deficiency and genotype of Alexei Nikolaevich?
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“All we can say about that amount of blood at this time is that it lends itself to the revelation of a very serious injury having occurred…”
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This guerilla marketing is getting out of control.
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I should have gone with “collected”
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I’m going to sail right by why you had a bag of blood in an abandoned K-Mart parking lot and just as, “Why the Hell is this shit always in Pennsylvania?” Honestly, someone should have told me about this before I moved here. I thought you people were my friends.
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I live in Ohio. We’re even worse but nobody suspects us if it!
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Uber Eats missed a delivery for a vampire.
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We tried to warn you but then we were made to bleed profusely in the streets to maintain our silence. Welcome. You’re one of us now.
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Whenever i move to a new state i always think about the possibility of some how making the news in a story reported as "And in other news, a Pennsylvania man was “…” (reported missng at a local k_mart, found stuck under a fallen utility pole / pile of newspapers, arrested for trespassing in a nut factory).
Not that i can see how i would ever be in the scenarios above, but at least now i can rest assured it will not be this Pennsylvania man who will be ticketed for improperly disposing of large quantities of human blood in a public roadway. And yeah, PA is weirder than i thought when i moved here.
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