Originally published at: Human penis found at gas station. No cause for concern, say police. | Boing Boing
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They said filling the tank would cost an arm and a leg but nobody said anything about what you’d get back in change.
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I guess what baffles me is how a severed penis cannot be considered foul play.
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No cause for concern? I can think of at least one person who may have cause for concern! Haha
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Unless this one was made of latex, there needs to be more explanation here.
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The news did say that George Santos withdrew from his various committees. They didn’t mention he was traveling to Alabama.
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Really? Nobody? Fine, I’ll do it.
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Some left more than just a tip.
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Yeah i would imagine that finding a dismembered member the police would be engorged with excitement about the investigation. At least give the guy responsible a stiff fine.
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No cause for concern, say police.
If the police traced this back to someone who works in the human body part trade, it would make sense. (Because that whole thing is a total shit-show, so I’d not be the least bit surprised if they were droppin’ dicks everywhere.) Otherwise… yeah, that seems a bit weird. It would be a wee bit disturbing (but totally plausible) if the cops’ attitude is just, “Well, if no one is making a complaint about having their dick cut off, no crime has been committed as far as we’re concerned!”
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sweet jeezus, they’re MADE OF PEOPLE
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I’m interpreting this in two ways:
- The penis falls from the truck as it’s pulling away
- The truck pulls away and the penis falls from ???
The first seems more believable, but as I read it, the statement implies the latter.
Oh, look: Facts!
(Edit: I just realized what site I linked to, and I can’t find another source with info about the motorcyclist. I’m making it unlinkable. Feel free to copy/paste if you need to see it.)
https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/mobile-alabama-gas-station-male-genitalia-motorcycle/
The MPD told the Caller police are not investigating the incident as a murder or assault. The MPD believes the penis belongs to a motorcycle driver who was involved in a fatal accident on the nearby interstate, according to a statement obtained Tuesday by the Caller.
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They’ve taken the idea of “truck nuts” to the next level.
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So the police response to “Holy shit that’s a severed penis on the ground!”
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“Eh, probably just from that accident up the road a bit. Don’t worry about it.”
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I saw the aftermath of an accident where a guy had been in the bed of a pickup truck on a large highway and to be fair it’s not hard to believe some people might end up unwittingly transporting some of the remains.
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So, it was one of those fake skin, realistic-looking dildos…
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