Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/25/tom-hanks-blood-could-be-use.html
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Of course we could say the same thing about Boris Johnson
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Coming soon:
“Wait, the libtards made fun of our leader’s advice to consume bleach (a proven method to kill germs) but are suggesting that we inject Tom Hank’s blood instead?”
/s
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Yes. Absolutely. I’m ok with this.
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All I can think to say is
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Maybe this’ll make everyone nicer as well?
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I’d be curious if any anti-vaxxers would be willing to accept a C19 vaccine that came from Tom Hanks, since that would make it OK.
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What a conundrum! Who will play him in the movie?
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Not only that, but perhaps make people more understanding and accepting of people who want to marry fish.
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Well don’t do it at home.
You need medical interventiin, and besides you can’t just go up to Tom Hanks and take his blood.
I suspect it will be an IV rather tgan an injection, but I’m not a doctor.
Of course, will his plasma go into general circulation, or be a hot item sought after by celevrities and the rich, priced beyond the common person? Not just because it’s a potential cure, but because its Tom Hanks blood?
And will there be side effects? Will you start seeing mermaids, or suddenlt be a boy in a man’s body, or joining the Peace Corps to avoid a gambling debt? The possibilities are endless. Some more distinguished than others.
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Read “The Giving Plague” by David Brin. A virus that spreads by blood transfusions by making infected people more altruistic and thus willing to donate blood.
https://www.davidbrin.com/fiction/givingplague.html
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I strongly suggest that, once he’s stopped guzzling bleach, we inject some into dear leader.
In Trump’s case, only if their blood types aren’t a match. Here’s hoping!
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Or, if you’re vegan:
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Isn’t that backwards? The virus made them feel sluggish if they didn’t donate blood regularly, and the altruism was the excuse people had for their behavior.
“Altruism,” I said aloud. “They find themselves rushing regularly to the blood bank. So they rationalize that it’s because they’re good people… They become proud of it. Brag about it…”
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I look forward to reading the inevitable “A Canticle for Bosom Buddies” after co star Peter Scolari’s blood is found to cure some other global pandemic.
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Knowing my luck, I’ll end up in space and the oxygen tanks will explode.
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There’s a part of Bloody Stupid Johnson that may help his fellow man? His immune system isn’t going to like that.
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When Hanks announced that he had covid what seems like an eternity of weeks ago, the morons who collectively call themselves “QAnon” were certain this was a sign that mass arrests of the evil Librul Globalists had begun. Boy am I excited to see what idiocy they concoct to explain this…
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Or, you know, Philadelphia.
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