Because obviously white people do this kind of crazy stuff all the time.
It’s not news anymore, Corey. Oh, crazy white people, when will you learn?
NOW, if an African-American or Muslim person gets out of line, … we-lll …
The news cycle is de rigueur. It must be obeyed.
We must be afraid, be very BREATHLESSLY afraid.
Those who shall not be named, must be named.
Because then what’s next?
Cats and dogs lying with each other?
Or maybe lions with lambs?
Melt down our tanks into tractors?
Pandemonium! We’re fighting a war here!
You know, … end-of-the-world, biblical-ly type of stuff, with peace and goodwill to all.
We couldn’t have that, now could we?
I mean, obviously.
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