Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/03/lauren-boebert-hospitalized.html
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And as a member of Congress, she won’t go bankrupt because of it.
But as a Republican, she’ll still vote to make sure that others do.
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I hope she gets better quickly, and then even more quickly disappears from public forever.
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Me too, so I don’t have to feel conflicted about her public humiliation and life as a pariah. Pure and uncomplicated schadenfreude is the best schadenfreude.
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I was fine with her being okay now up until this quote:
“I’m looking forward to making a full recovery and getting back to Congress to continue fighting for Colorado.”
– CBS News Colorado
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I can still be happy about her not actually doing particularly well in Colorado. She could do everyone a bigger favour by seeing the writing on the wall and pulling a Ken Buck.
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And while she’s recovering she’s getting paid and her job will be there when she does recover.
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I’m not religious. So here’s a picture of assault rifles to help her get better.
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Wait, she got a blood clot? I didn’t think she was vaccinated.
Maybe she was secretly vaccinated.
Unless, maybe, blood clots are caused by all sorts of things that have nothing to do with vaccines.
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I’ll be glad when this person’s life events are no longer news of any sort. I won’t go out of my way to wish her ill (or well, actually), but I do wish she would go the fuck away and be a damn fool in private.
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Assaults and prayers?
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Blood Clot 2024!
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Farts and pears…
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You mean 5G and microchip. /S
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I hope she gets better soon.
I don’t LIKE her, but I don’t wish her harm.
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Oh. I would assume she was there to get a rectal-cranial extraction. It’s just a shame she can’t get to experience the normal process of medical billing that most of us get to enjoy.
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I’m ambivalent there.
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