Leaked memo: Donald Trump volunteers banned from criticizing him, for life

[ChuckV]

Hands are too big

[shaddack]

@oncebce

Anonymous speech isn’t free speech. Just saying…

No non-anonymous speech is free in the age of lawyers.

[some_guy]

I’d recommend someone “volunteer” for his campaign, then immediately start bad-mouthing him to see what they do. If they take you to court it will just help publicize the ridiculous contract.

[Blaze_Curry]

@doctorow

Non-disparagement, non-disclosure, and non-compete agreements—which are all found in Trump’s contract—are common in business contracts, but they apply to employees, not volunteers who receive no compensation for their time and work.

And even then, drumpf would have to do some SERIOUS wheel greasing to get the judiciary to forget the words “onerous contract”.

[glenblank]

Well, this is what “running the country like a business” looks like: You have to sign a bullshit unenforceable contract giving up all your rights before you can even get in the door.

(I’m not sure why anyone thinks “running the country like a business” is a good idea in the first place, but maybe this will hammer another nail or two into its coffin.)

[Nancy_McKinney]

PLEASE…somebody…Volunteer for the Trump campaign, tolerate if for a week (if that’s even possible), quit and go volunteer for Hillary. Seriously, what can he do? Sue you? I don’t think so.

[milliefink]

@doctorow

“I guess he doesn’t know about the First Amendment,” Davida Perry, an employment lawyer in New York City, told the Daily Dot. “This is really shocking.”

https://i.imgur.com/m2bOfPG.gif(image larger than 4 MB)

[mr_raccoon]

[Arduenn]

Oh, this contract will be enforced by Trumps new Sturmabteiling, a.k.a. the Lion’s Guard.

[semiotix]

@roomwithaview

Like this pic does?

You know, over the years a few BB commenters (and at least one moderator) have called me a fascist, along with a few other choice names. I can recall at least one straight-up, unironic dissing of my mother’s sexual proclivities. And then there were the unspeakable monsters who dared to contradict my simple and obviously correct ranking of the Star Trek shows (DS9, TNG, TOS, ENT, TAS, VOY).

All of these were the worst people in the world. But for soiling my beautiful mind with that image, you, sir/madam, are the worstest. THE WORSTEST!

[roomwithaview]

@semiotix

But for soiling my beautiful mind with that image, you, sir/madam, are the worstest. THE WORSTEST!

I know, I know, the fingers are all wrong!
Artists these days…

[LDoBe]

@Blaze_Curry

And even then, drumpf would have to do some SERIOUS wheel greasing to get the judiciary to forget the words “onerous contract”.

I think it might even count as an Unconscionable Contract.

Unconscionability

It seems like it’d be easy to get Drumpf on that. Since he’s such a great business man and negotiator. The BEST in fact. A wonderful and powerful and great contract writer. The BEST. Yuge. Awesome.

Which would play into the grounds that one party has leveraged the other using superior knowledge, influence, and jargon.

[ficuswhisperer]

@semiotix

All of these were the worst people in the world. But for soiling my beautiful mind with that image, you, sir/madam, are the worstest. THE WORSTEST!

Yet, you just know that at least one person out there in the world has rubbed one out to this picture.

[Brainspore]

Can’t he just use a mirror?

[ficuswhisperer]

Touché!

[IronEdithKidd]

@semiotix

t my simple and obviously correct ranking of the Star Trek shows (DS9, TNG, TOS, ENT, TAS, VOY).

You’ll always be a heretic in my book.

[elliotk]

simple and obviously correct ranking of the Star Trek shows (DS9, TNG, TOS, ENT, TAS, VOY)

ENT > TAS? TAS wasn’t that bad, was it? Ranking TOS and ENT next to each other just seems wrong.

[IpoNokaoi]

@teknocholer

spellcheck is still putting a red line under “Drumpf”. How long does it take to catch up with current usage?

Decades, I guess.
Mine thinks ‘color’ and ‘neighbour’ are both wrong.
Select “Drumpf”, right-click, add to dictionary.

[teknocholer]

@ficuswhisperer

Yet, you just know that at least one person out there in the world has rubbed one out to this picture.

And we all know his name.

[ficuswhisperer]

Yeah. I really meant at least one other person.

After browsing Reddit yesterday and seeing the kind of vile shit from /r/The_Donald filling up /r/all, there’s probably a whole army that would rub one out to that picture.