Originally published at: Leaky truck squirts human waste across Connecticut highway, causing a load of accidents | Boing Boing
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Excellent prose.
I literally could hear the Benny Hill theme song in my head as I read the whole thing. 
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The lax driver was arrested on several charges, including failing to secure a load,…
had a rather strict aunt break into some scatological giggles we kids were having, shouting at us: “Oh… ‘toilet toilet! toilet!!’ Is that funny!?” In immediate response, we almost suffocated of hysterics; be ye warn-ed [snigger]
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Ah yes - the classic drive the truck around over bumps leaving a trail of nast - it’s cheaper than paying dump fees.
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I knew a guy who would do this with his RV’s black tank…open the valve just a tad to let it drip out on the drive home. And yes, he was a jerk in a lot of other ways too.
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This shit almost writes itself.
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How big was the truck, like a deuce-and-a-half?
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What was the company, Incontinental Shipping?
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Ok,ok, my family is convinced i have lost my mind now. Totally worth it!
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This the guy?
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Just your average dump truck.
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It’s the embodiment of the literal enshittification of everything.
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I’m pretty sure Carla was hi-fiving herself all day after this one. Enjoyed the morning giggle.
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“fast and loose driver, The lax driver”
I see what you did there.
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crash intooo mee
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Was it the Dave Matthews Band?
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