Let's just make innocuous comments sound like we're yelling at each other!

That sounds painful!

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Christ, what a colon!

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Get a load of my space pants!

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Gish was a member of the isolationist America First movement with Charles Lindbergh, booooo!

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Don’t forget to have your colon checked when you turn 50!

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I would hope that her membership was more like JFK’s rather than Lindbergh’s!


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Joe Kennedy Sr.'s isolationism, and anti-British sentiments were fairly big black mark on the family name after Pearl Harbor! The Security Service (MI5) had literally conspired to get him kicked out of the UK!

His sons may have volunteered for military service in WWII as a way to rehabilitate the family image!

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Polly wants an exclamation mark!

UPDATE: looks like Polly gets what she wants!

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:exclamation:

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Be sure to have professionals check semi-colons!
Nobody seems to know how those things work!

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They semi-work, though, and that’s good enough for me!

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I wish I could forget!

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Don’t forget to cleanse it as well!

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I guess one is supposed to take it out and swirl it around the commode for good rinsing!
Edit:!!!
According to NASA research scientists, if you have never had a colon cleansing, you may still have traces of breast milk in your colon!!!

Jesus Christ almighty.

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DUDE!

And blurring it just makes it more, uh, inviting! And it’s not!!!

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I was just looking for a clever semi colon cleanse joke image, but all that came up was stuff that always redirected to an ebay offering of some sort of super colon cleanse!!!
I really do love their NASA reference!

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WHOOMP!

THERE IT IS!

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