Like a scene from a monster movie, a gargantuan lizard climbs shelves at 7-11

Were you as adorable as a border collie sized gecko?

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Go with the distance option. I met a ER doc who had moved from the LA area to the Rapid City, South Dakota area. My wife (also a MD) asked what had changed the most about her practice. The answer: A lot more bison gorings.

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He’s just looking for legal highs…

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This is a rare, appropriate moment to share my very favorite photo of me

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These also live in a lot of the places where the air hurts your face.

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And which one is you??

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I’ll take that trade. Unfortunately their range is shrinking fast.

Linguist: (pointing) “Hey, what’s that thing called?”
Thai Person: (turning to see giant terrifying lizard) “Oh [expletive]!” (runs away)
LInguist: (writing down notes for phrase book) “Thanks!”

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