Originally published at: Like a scene from a monster movie, a gargantuan lizard climbs shelves at 7-11 | Boing Boing
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Awwww. 
It wants to be up high, maybe it’s safer? Kind of like kitties.
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Ich wenn im Supermarkt einer ohne Maske auftaucht
Me when someone shows up at the supermarket without a mask.
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Monitoring the situation. 
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REPTILE TRIFECTA IN PLAY!!
N.B. The preceding is a complete sentence.
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And airplanes.
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The lizard probably just got fed up waiting on assisstance and thought “I’ll just get it myself!”
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“Who stocked the last bottle of skin cream on the top shelf?” 
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This is why you keep the popular items with lizards on the bottom shelf.
Also - what kind is this? Monitor?
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Fun fact: the Thai word for water monitors “hia” (pronounced like he-uh) is also a swear word. Guess it does double duty in this situation!
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“Excuse me, Excuse ME. Get me your MANAGER”
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Suggestion: if what I learned from watching movies is true, your lizard problems can be solved with a gorilla. Unfortunately it may result in the destruction of the entire store.
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It’s likely an Asian water monitor. They are quite common in Southeast Asia.
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Welcome aboard, comrade. With cool fun facts like that, you’ll be a valuable addition to the crew.
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C’mon, Karen, there’s a SIGN on the DOOR says “Service Lizards Only”.
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I find myself torn between realizing it’s a wild animal that should be given its distance, and d’aww. 
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I did that once, under the impression that it was a stairway to heaven.* Did I go viral? DID I BOGROLL.
- A fifth of whisky and that month’s prescription of amitriptyline may have been involved.
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