Eh, Iām not scared. Bring on the butter and lemon.
Can anyone explain why it would be angry? Predator, yes. Aggressive, yes. But angry?
Ordovician trilobites also evolved defenses during this period. Fossil remains show trilobites had spikes protruding from their thorax, hundreds of composite eyes, and harder, denser shells compared to their earlier Cambrian versions. Take that Jesus!
I was amused that the first article I read about this described the creature as āthe size of Tom Cruise,ā which really wasnāt a very relatable unit of measurement since I donāt know Tom Cruise or how tall he is. Since it then gave the length of the thing in feet and inches, it mostly seemed like an excuse to let people know how short Tom Cruise is. Still, it would be a disturbingly large creature to run across (and absolutely terrifying if one was Tom Cruise, I would imagine).
Thatās the real tragedyāthese things went extinct many millions of years before the advent of the mammary gland OR the citrus fruit.
So? Itās a giant lobster with a stinger. Lemme get my eating mallet.
Angry at climate change, maybe.
1Ā¾ m chelicerate that swims and rips apart vertebrates: āDoesnāt seem scary. Wonder what it tastes like.ā
1Ā¾ cm chelicerate that sits in place and eats insects: āItās the creature from my nightmares - kill it with fire!ā
In summary, I do not understand people.
Soā¦what about this guy?
Iām pretty sure that was used in the first Avengers movie as a troop transport.
Well for me itās a case of super bad vision and 'āthings i know are too small to see are suddenly big enough for me to see detail on.ā
This thing is lumped into ābig shitā category.
They were definitely somethingā¦I think a lot of coelacanth.
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