I hear they taste like chicken.
You should hear what they say about us.
If an entomologist describes it as āhorrific-lookingā, Iām pretty sure Iāll be steering clear. 
Finally! Perhaps this will break Interzoneās control of the black meat marketā¦
http://thecentrecannothold.net/pharma/black-meat/
Yeah, I can relate. Even as a kid when Iād turn over rocks Iād find things that made me run away in horror, but I could never completely quit turning over rocks.
Really glad to hear about the āexcruciating bite.ā Needed that info to re-order all of the horrible things on this planet and get this fella in the right spot. Still coming in behind guinea worms, but managed to just sneak past those giant hornets from Japan.
Actually, that is sort of cute.
Soā¦Who is going to come hold me when I wake up in terror and cold sweats now?
Plus, everyone gets a leg!
(and I once again reiterate how much it sucks that the Trumpians decided to appropriate this song)
And from the photo, it looks like the legs grow back, soā¦unlimited dining?
āāHorrificā First Amphibious Centipede Discoveredā
āThis giant, venomous creepy-crawly is as comfortable swimming and walking underwater as it is on land, in a finding that surprised scientists.ā
Fox National Geographic is fucking dead. Donāt read it, donāt share it.
There, there. Itās all right. Just relax, breathe slowly and deeply, and imagine yourself being hugged by comforting arms. Many, many comforting armsā¦
Iām given to understand it can interbreed with the Nopefish.
Crosses āVisit Southeast Asiaā off bucket listā¦
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