#Literally

I literally literately read literature about literation. Now I’m literally literati with alliteration.

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I literally love everything about this literally awesome gif.

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This is literally a Nazi rule:

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I literally spent hours making a comic strip about my hands’ failure to be conductors for a one-off joke.

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I literally need to read this or my hands will be failures.

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We literally can’t have that on our hands. :laughing:

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I literally could not think of a single witty retort to this post all day.

You guys make it hard to keep up, sometimes.

:slight_smile:

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You are literally just as smart as the rest of us, who are literal yahoos!

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I agree, but ‘creative spontaneity’ is more what I meant. Sometimes my mom brain neurons are not firing as efficiently as they could.

:wink:

I do know that I am literally as silly as any of the other mutants.

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I tried to think of a SFW response to this, but I couldn’t drag mind my out of the gutter. Cliterally.

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Literally, when I see the word littoral in a book, meaning this:

I write in a c in front of it. Because I’m literally a bad person!

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That is literally epic ‘real life’ trolling.

Kudos!

*lolz

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And after a literal close reading, I think the metaphor holds up…

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Is this where I confess that, as a guy, I probably couldn’t find a littoral zone to save my life?

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Literally?

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Litter alley:

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I literally got your joke there.

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You sure it didn’t literally whizz by your head? It is an alley, after all.

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And by “liberally” I don’t mean in the context of a well-rounded education, or some sort of progressive-political stance; rather go forth and multiply***!


* into other threads
** Q: Why did the Israelites do their sums on the ground? A: Because The Lord Their G-d commanded them to multiply on the face of the earth!

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