Originally published at: Look at this 16-million-year-old "giant" spider found in Australia | Boing Boing
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Not for very damned long!
“This fossilized creature would fit in the palm of your hand.“
No. Nooo, it would not get near this hand, let alone fit in it.
It has only been dead for 11 million years?
Leave it a bit longer, eh?
I would put that I my bookshelf
Go back further in time, and early arachnids were freeeaaakkkyy.
Dead 16 million years and trapped I still wouldn’t trust the bastard not to try and bite me,
Money quote from the BBC:
Australia and spiders go together like chips and gravy.
This fossilized creature would fit in the palm of your hand.
And then it would have bitten you; and then you would have died.
Needs a banana for scale
Get the right banana, you get a free spider.
It’s a giant spider invasion of savings at Menard’s!
Fit into the palm of your hand? Just one hand?
It’s smaller than several currently existing,“two-hander” spiders of nightmares.
Google “goliath birdeater.” (Or not)
Save big money!
Australia - where even the rocks are filled with spiders.
The mid-late Palaeozoic is one part of the Earth’s history I won’t be visiting in my nuclear-powered DeLorean. One word - eurypterid:
fixed.
“you’ll be relieved to know…this…creature would fit in the palm of your hand”
I am not relieved.
Hey, but at least we’re safe from the black bears.
drop bears are a different story
Like a prawn you can spit roast and feed the whole family.