Originally published at: Look! It's pizza night aboard the International Space Station! | Boing Boing
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Garlic in a space station? That’s going to linger.
That’s awesome!
But also a good reminder for everyone who thinks colonizing other planets is the solution to our environmental woes: we’re never going to have it as good and delicious as we have it right here, at least not for a dozen generations at the earliest. Let’s keep this place habitable, shall we?
I saw a bong stashed behind some science’y stuff.
It’s not delivery, it’s…
Of course it’s not f-ing delivery, we’re in space!
Look, I just really wanna see them eating spaghetti, okay?
When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
that’s a serious navigational error
It’s for…ummm… science man
There’s no such thing as Pizza Monday. Not even in space. It’s called Pizza Friday, people. PIZZA FRIDAY!
There’s something I need to know: presumably, some astronaut or cosmonaut had their food get away from them and ending up adhering to the wall of the space station. This event would necessarily have a verb to describe such a mistake.
e.g., “Oh, man, did you see that Doug pied his pita-and-hummus sandwich to the bulkhead?” “That’s Doug for you!”
I need to know what this verb is.
Hm.
The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deiverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.
Cowabunga, space dudes!
I believe the word is “Spooched”. At least, that’s what I say.
I love this so much. My absolute favorite cyberpunk novel (and I grew up on Gibson!)
I didn’t think they’d approve crumbly food, thinking of all the crumbs floating around… I’m guessing it was definitely a soft crust pizza. I was also surprised by how well the squirt of pizza sauce stuck to the bread on initial contact. I guess I figured interactions like that have more rebound.
“Woo! Someone light a candle or open a window!”
Oh, premade crust. I was hoping to see them proofing dough in a centrifuge.