MAGA experts: Polls showing Harris lead are "almost like election meddling"

Are You Sure Presidential Debate GIF by Election 2016

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Hunh. I don’t see any power tools. There is an empty bench, what appears to be an empty tool box… closest thing to actual tools is the vice, wood glue and a roll of duct tape. No, wait! There is a hand scroll saw hanging on the wall over his head. Norm Abrams best watch out!

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Imagine how dangerous they’d be if any of them ever actually got plugged into an outlet … or turned on! :scream:

Not far from the saw, just to the right of the bobble head, are what looks like a pair of drills lined up side by side. They also look like they have never been used - bright and shiny, no scuffs, no stains.

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video film projector GIF by South Park

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Elon Musk has that covered. It seems that practically no one supports Harris at all. In fact, if you think you’re going to vote for Harris, you’re probably wrong. Twitter has spoken.

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Most people in a Nazi bar would vote for Hitler, says shock poll result.

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It’s a super unscientific poll to measure how biased X is, and honestly I’m surprised the answer is not more after all the work he’s put in.

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There’s duct tape AND WD40.

The man obviously has mad DIY skills like me.

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Don’t use WD-40 on plastic though, unless you don’t want it to be plastic anymore.

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As I said: mad skillz!

(Also don’t use it on anything that you want to actually lubricate. It’s good for cleaning and such but if you want something to stay lubricated that ain’t your poison)

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WD-40: Fixing things like a Republican!

(WD-40 does have it’s place, unlike the Republican Party)

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3 in 1

For general domestic purposes

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Also a handy metaphor when trying to explain the Holy Trinity.

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Fwiw, 538 ranks McLaughlin & Associates at #277

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I’m not worried that three quarters of people who listen to Skum say they would vote for Trump: “Paedo Guy’s” fanboys are too smart to actually vote. They know you really stick it to the libs by paying a fortune for a non-functional work vehicle and a subscription for some blue pixels.

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I think that offering a cabinet position to someone so he will stay on the ballot in states where he will siphon votes from your opponent is “almost like election meddling”

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they are manipulating the data to make it look as though Harris is the front-runner

Well that sure is odd considering she’s doing much better playing the underdog

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