Or support your mother’s local florist instead and get a better quality set of fresher flowers and actual customer service.
Mom loves you. I mean, you’d be nothing without her. And you don’t call or write her nearly as much as you should, do you?
Yeah, well, she is dead, you know. Oh, you didn’t know? Then maybe you shouldn’t advertise in such an obnoxiously overly-familiar, smarmy manner.
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