Make up your own "anti-woke" t-shirt

These twitter photos of “anti-woke” t-shirts are… frankly, hilarious.

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Can you imagine actually choosing to wear something like this? :man_facepalming:

So people started making up their own :rofl:

What’s yours?

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“so why’d you guys move?” “well, there was this drywaller who liked freedom and boobs…”

:laughing: :clap: :clap: :rofl:

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I am a MAILROOM WORKER.
I YEET BOXES. I make the dumb FRADJEELEE JOKE EVERY TIME.
I push HEAVY CARTS while listening to DISCWORLD NOVELS, and wishing my FEET DIDN’T HURT.
I MISPRONOUNCE your name AND APOLOGIZE, then I ask how I should ACTUALLY SAY IT.
Any PERSONAL ITEMS from Amazon you had shipped to the business address is MY FRISBEE.

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Just about any of the Brag of the SubGenius.

I armed and loaded! I’m a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! Give me Slack, or move!

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i am a veteran public school teacher
i wrangle teenagers on a daily basis.
not only can i use math, i can also teach it.
i can’t stop you if you want to live
in a bubble of ignorance
but don’t expect me to join you.

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The obvious questions are “U MAD BRO?” and whom they’re trying to intimidate exactly

“I LOVE MY WIFE AND I PROTECT MY FAMILY” is pretty close to “SHUT UP F———–”

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I’m an ARTIST. My CHOSEN AESTHETIC may not be to YOUR LIKING. I smoke POT and MAINLINE CAFFEINE, often trudging through VALLEYS OF DESPAIR. If you don’t like it, MOVE.

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This is awesome

Belongs on a t-shirt.

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Ah, I found the source. The “your” on the bottom was photoshopped to “my”.

Guess what state the car’s plates are from? G’wan, guess. :wink:

A part of me hopes to see the anti-anti-woke shirts here, followed by anti-anti-anti-woke shirts, and so on and so on until the universe stack overflows.

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