Butt why?
(I can’t believe I’m the first to go for the low dangling fruit.)
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How long since you last flushed?
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Flushed? What’s that?
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The colder the seat, the worse my mood.
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Would be awesome if the color corresponded to the user’s Stool Hardness and Transit score.
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They oughta put a giant mood ring toilet seat around Antarctica to track the rising temperatures there.
How’s that Foreigner tune go?
She was cold as ass, Cold as ass I know…
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The store always features the shittiest products.
Good enough for the cutting mat or font, good enough for seats.
If they made a thermochromic gypsy chair, that’s tacky.
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Toilet seats and the terrible fashions of 1991. What’s not to love?
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I had to change my diet when I realized the toilet thought I had rage issues.
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Why not a pissy mood?
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“Mood Ring Toilet Seats are Bullshit.”
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You’ve experienced German toilets, then 
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To save water I pee in the woods.
A cold toilet seat is better than a warm toilet seat.
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It’s time to clean that seat. You might also want to work on your aim. 
