Making egg nog for the British

I thought it was supposed to be pumpkin spice, or is that just the corporate version?

That’s why my family’s tradition uses the eggvent calendar. Each day on the calendar, you pop open a little cardboard door to reveal a liquor-filled chocolate. On the last day of the calendar, you break out the nog.

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Mulled wine is not good wine. It is (traditionally) bad wine that needed help to be enjoyable. And is my favourite drink of the season. Egg nog was probably invented in much the same way, figuring out a way to take all those eggs and milk and make them somehow transportable, and thus inventing something that turned out to be pretty good.

You need to read ‘food in England’ by Dorothy Hartley. It’s a fascinating history of our cuisine covering around a thousand years, most of which is, frankly, terrifying. A good 70% of the recipes have in them somewhere the phrase ‘rub it with lard’.

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I like drinks that look like petrol.

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From http://www.mit.edu/people/mrbonk/engineers.html:

An artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can
Said the artsman, “Match me drink for drink, let’s see if you’re a man.”
They drank three drinks, the artsman fell, his face was turning green
But the Engineer drank on and said, “It’s only gasoline!”

(the lyrics scans perfectly to “Puff the Magic Dragon”, with surprisingly good “mood”.)

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I love tourtière, and I love mince pie, but the two are incredibly different things. One is a savory, delicious meat pie, and the other is a fruit pie with spices. The only thing they have in common is that they’re both in a pie crust.

No, cause horchata is gross :stuck_out_tongue:

Seriously, our mulling wine is the biggest jug of plonk the store has around $10. It’s not like you’re going to be tasting the subtle flavors of an expensive French Bordeaux after you’ve dumped sugar and cinnamon and cloves into it.

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Horchata is too thin and kind of tasteless in my opinion. In venezuela we have a very similar drink, but it’s thicker and spiced better that’s called Chicha. Which is confusing because there’s also a native drink also called Chicha that is made with fermented corn, which is an entirely different thing.

No the other thing they have in common (and the reason why I mentioned tourtière) is they both have an association with Christmas time. Tourtière is traditionally served on both Christmas Eve and New Years Eve, though in my family we tend to have other plans for that, so we just make them several times between November and January.

Dr. Rebecca Lancefield’s Egg Nog is a traditional sciencey favorite at my house. After an exhaustive recipe comparison, it was determined to be the simplest to make. It lasts quite a while, too. The batch currently in my fridge has been there since a few weeks before Halloween, 2013. It’s still great! It can be made with a sugar substitute (I use splenda), too, for those ketogenic folks like myself. It’s not quite as good, though.

A recent favorite drink of mine tastes like petrol, maybe you’d like it:

BLACK DEVIL
1 oz dry vermouth
2 oz silver (or white) rum
1 black olive

Stir with ice, strain, garnish with the olive.

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My favorite eggnog recipe is from one of Bill Neal’s cookbooks. It makes eggnog with an amazingly fluffy texture (courtesy of beaten egg whites), moderate sweetness, and an authentic-seeming old-time flavor (from a time when boozy milk punches were all the rage). I’ve transcribed the recipe here:

It’s Eggnog Season

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