People go to Mar-a-Lago to swim?
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Four (4!) cellphones
Based on my time in SE Asia this is not as outlandish as it sounds. Bare minimum to go to the market is 2.
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That pool is kinda lame.
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Only people that want to get a rash.
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Wait… didn’t she go to China once to give a speech on women’s rights? I bet this lady heard it, took it to heart and then decided to hack the US government via mar-a-lago…?
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Maybe but, they do go to play golf when trump is there. The FAA re-routes airplanes away from the course when he is there. Planes were routed over the course as a result of FAA’s NextGen air traffic control system implementation a few years ago.
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other stories connect her to Yang, sort of:
Zhang was headed to a Mar-a-Lago event advertised on Chinese social media by Yang when she was arrested by federal authorities on charges of making a false statement to a federal officer and entering restricted property, according to a criminal complaint filed in federal court.
Yang had canceled the event before Zhang arrived.
Where’s the partridge and the golden rings and whatnot?
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Mar-a-Lago is the only openly known safe-house on the planet.
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probably some warped trump fan who didn’t even know she had an infected usb drive but the press is calling it malware like she was carrying it to use it - she’ll probably do hard time
meanwhile the real crime is the president of the united states is profiting massively by making an incredible number of visits back and forth to florida and dragging an army of secret service who have to pay full rates for everything at taxpayer expense
right in plain sight and the press doesn’t bother to mention it every time in the same breath as “mar-a-lard-o”
this nightmare will never end
I remember the huge relief everyone felt when Bush was finally flown away from the white-house for the last time, that’s going to pale in comparison, I can only hope they have to DRAG the tangerine toddler out from the doors, kicking and screaming
btw clear mental illness when he keeps saying ORANGE instead of ORIGIN despite being repeatedly told to mention that aspect
so now we have “tim APPLE” “call it PEACHES” and now “ORANGE”
his trauma is fruit, clearly haunts him, someone must have made him eat fruit when all he wanted was a big mac and fries
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Yeah I think the best philosophy is to go in clean. Take only what you need on the day, and be prepared to leave with nothing, not even your bathers.
And following Jason Bourne, put your real stuff in a locker somewhere anonymous.
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Or perhaps it has hit single potential?
She was a skinny-dipping Chinese lady with a malware packed USB that she brought to Trump’s home by the bay 
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Just a plain thumb drive with “her emails” in Sharpie should do it.
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Certainly not the guy who owns the place. He may have a ridiculously inflated sense of his own self-worth but at least he has enough awareness to know he shouldn’t let the public see him shirtless.
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ROFL, because yes, that plan would probably work.
The B-Side to “Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie List of Presidential Staffers Who Went to Prison”
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