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Chocolate isn’t special enough?
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5,000 hits of Molly
While Molly is capitalized as a woman’s name, I’m pretty sure as drug slang it should be lower-case, like crack, crank, or smack.
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I’ll notify the Académie Rolling’s Street Name Standards Department right away. We can’t let these things slide.
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Oh, come on! How do you expect anyone NOT to look into a tub of chocolates?
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Even if they did come with drugs in the box, the Malteaser ones would still vanish first.
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geez Bert, didn’t you get the memo?
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I was struck by how apropos the lyrics to “Celebration” were. I’m not sure if the Quite Riot addition makes it less or more appropriate…
Did anyone else have a brief vision of crowds of disappointed Technetium junkies, facing the grim realization that they’d have nothing to market for ‘milk’ was going to get a lot tighter after this bust?
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