Man arrested for placing pipe bombs at phone stores because people can look at porn on phones

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I’m looking at porn right now!

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"dissatisfied with “immoral content.”

So the problem wasn’t that there was “immoral content,” but the quality thereof. He was looking for the really good shit.

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He sounds like the kind of guy who would be disappointed in BoingBoing.

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There’s no porn here so probably.

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We’ve got some serious loose nuts here in Michigan! The only toll road I can think of in northern Michigan is the Mackinac Bridge, and just the bridge. So is he a tr0ll or a Yooper? Article didn’t say…

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Shocked Season 3 GIF by The Simpsons

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Back in the '90s this would be cause for some concern (I’m thinking Unabomber), but up here in the future it’s just another Wednesday.

His ability to build pipe-bombs and the clarity of his communications seem slick. Only his demands are absurd.

Scary biscuits!

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