Suspect arrested after Target bathroom explosion

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*Evanston

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Bleach bomb? Or does target carry dry ice?

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Maybe they can use this event to re-think the name of their store.

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Thanks for the giggle!

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Just wait, the American Family Association (Provisional Wing) is going to take credit.

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bathroom explosion

Then I saw “Target”, and well that’s no fun at all.

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Eh, someone was probably just trying to make meth.

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funny that is exactly what came to my mind too

This is what they get for housing a Taco Bell in the store.

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I was about to say: big deal, somebody bombs the men’s room where I work at least once a day.

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And now all genders are forced to use one bathroom.

Thanks Obama.

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Exactly. First thing I thought was “shake ‘n’ bake”. Then I started craving some Pollo Loco.

Let’s hope it wasn’t a cross-dressing bottle…

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Jokes aside, it’d make me feel better (not safer, just better) if the culprit was brought up on charges of terrorism. At least for consistency sake.

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Wait, is the lady brown or “foreign” enough to warrant said terrorism charge?

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Sooner or later all that outrage they’ve manufactured is going to blow up in their faces.

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You can be arrested for that? I mean, it’s rude not to clean up after yourself, but…

Oh, wait. An actual explosion. Never mind.

Yes, I know the joke’s already been made.

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Niiiiiice

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The bomb likely identifies as a woman.

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