Suspect arrested after Target bathroom explosion


#1

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#2

*Evanston


#3

Bleach bomb? Or does target carry dry ice?


#4

Maybe they can use this event to re-think the name of their store.


#5

Thanks for the giggle!


#6

Just wait, the American Family Association (Provisional Wing) is going to take credit.


#7

bathroom explosion

Then I saw “Target”, and well that’s no fun at all.


#8

Eh, someone was probably just trying to make meth.


#9

funny that is exactly what came to my mind too


#10

This is what they get for housing a Taco Bell in the store.


#11

I was about to say: big deal, somebody bombs the men’s room where I work at least once a day.


#12

And now all genders are forced to use one bathroom.

Thanks Obama.


#13

Exactly. First thing I thought was “shake ‘n’ bake”. Then I started craving some Pollo Loco.


#14

Let’s hope it wasn’t a cross-dressing bottle…


#15

Jokes aside, it’d make me feel better (not safer, just better) if the culprit was brought up on charges of terrorism. At least for consistency sake.


#16

Wait, is the lady brown or “foreign” enough to warrant said terrorism charge?


#17

Sooner or later all that outrage they’ve manufactured is going to blow up in their faces.


#18

You can be arrested for that? I mean, it’s rude not to clean up after yourself, but…

Oh, wait. An actual explosion. Never mind.

Yes, I know the joke’s already been made.


#19

Niiiiiice


#20

The bomb likely identifies as a woman.