Man blames park wank on cannabis


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#2

You see? This is why we can’t have nice things!


#3

A wank in the park, a trip in the dark.


#4

I was always told it was a gateway drug, but if this is the worst thing it leads to then I was greatly misinformed.


#5

Yeah it used to be you could wank in the park no worries but now that people are doing so on the devil’s weed we are all at risk. So you’re right, no more parks. People will now have to start finding other places to go to jerk off in public, just to not get accused of smoking pot. Remember to always “Think of the children” before you go publicly masturbate, and say no to drugs!


#6

I am uncertain why this was a post, but I do very much enjoy the accompanying image


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This post brings to mind an image of my dear departed mother covering her ears and repeating over and over, "No, no, no, no . . . "


#8

No, whatever you do, DO NOT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


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…now I’m jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,

  • cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(from here)


#10

That graphic is hilarious


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It’s crazy that the government would try to ban a naturally occurring way to relax, but why did he have to taint the experience by [doing drugs | masturbating in public]?


#12

I’d ask for my money back. They usually offer double.


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