Cats try to help, but they are pretty useless at it. The problem is that they see us as bigger cats, so when we are ill (or disabled) they will catch rodents and birds for us to eat until we get better.
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Don’t give me ideas.
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I said it was obligatory. 
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Is there a precise definition of ‘miniature horse’?
Like, could I get away with a Friesian horse and just say it is a metric animal?
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To be fair that toddler is 7’-3”.
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That a euphemism?
Are they against riding Clydesdales or other draft horses inside? I mean, they pull shit, and aren’t techically “riding size”?
I would open the door to a seeing eye elephant… me opening that door…
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Found The Pain from the Cobra Unit.
Sadly, they don’t own http://guide.horse/
I should register it, setup a parked redirect and ask if they want me to donate the domain 
And everyone thought .horse was a useless joke TLD
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There actually IS a tradition of turning to bees for emotional support
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Stampy!
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And don’t give the gimp any ideas about being allowed out.
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Where did you find that picture of me at work?
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I’m picturing a Richard Scarry Busytown-type map of a guide cat leading its owner all over town, over fences, through dangerous construction zones, weaving through traffic, across rooftops; all just to go down the block to the store.
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That, too, but I specifically remember ones from the Busytown books where characters were not paying attention and walking through construction zones and such. Maybe I created a mental mashup of the two?
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