Man spends $100,000 on surgery to slightly resemble Justin Bieber


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#2

That’s one expensive bowl cut.


#3

“My friends shower me with compliments,” he says. “They even call me Toby Bieber.”

Here’s the obligatory response: " Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining".

But on a serious note, I have to feel sorry for him on so many levels.


#4

It’s funny they title it “MAN” he is obviously not a “Man”


#5

100 grand to look cross-eyed and get a haircut? Totally worth it kid.


#6

Now, to make it all truly meta someone should pay 100k to look like him.


#7

He looked more like Bieber before the surgery if you ask me.


#8

How about Justin Bieber?


#9

Are we certain that the ‘before’ and ‘after’ picture aren’t switched? He looks a lot more like the part in pic 1. Either way, WTF.


#10

Hookers or a decent shrink would have been better value


#11

He could have saved a few quid by getting the Illusion to do the bowl cut:


#12

So, a guy had someone screw with his eyebrows, took a picture of himself from a slightly different angle, and is now trolling the entire internet. Good for him! And no, I didn’t click on the link. That’s what I want to believe, and if Fox News has taught me anything, that’s what matters.


#13

Where the hell did this doofus come up with $100k? I call fake.


#14

A hooker/therapist would give him even more bang for his buck.


#15

Boundegar, you can call “fake” in the alternative, as well.


#16

I think in the ‘before’ shot he looks more like a young Matt Damon.


#17

If not for the headline, I would have no idea he was trying to look like Justin Bieber. I see no similarities beyond hair and skin colour, which were there in the first place.


#18

And here we find the true value of a monied existence…


#19

Am I the only one that thinks he looks more like James Van Der Beek?


#20

Just sayin’…