Man "teleports" in security footage

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/23/man-teleports-in-security.html

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It can’t be teleportation. There are no sparkly things.

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They are among us.

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That’s dangerous, having a portal on a main road.

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just a regular guy going for his daily interdimensional jog

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I always thought it was funny that in the orig Star Trek a glass of water filled with glitter was used as the transporter effect.

It’s the simple things.

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Isn’t it obvious? He’s seen exiting the side door of his 2052 InvisaVan, having purchased the time travel trim package.

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So he sent his shadow through the teleport before him? Now that’s impossible.

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Teleportation is more common than you’d think.

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I’m sure this happens all the time.

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Also no big flash and gust of wind like time travel.

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Welcome to the “wonderful world” of network cameras, where any short transmission outage makes parts of the compressed image not update and show a static version of the last correctly transmitted data-block instead…

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Poor wittle UDP packets lost their way

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When was this footage taken? We may have an answer to what that gravitational wave burst thing was!

:rofl:

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I forget, what Terminator time line does this put us in?

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Downing a tall glass of Everclear Grain 190 Proof could make one believe that they could transport themself. :cocktail::woozy_face:

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