The Freemasons ain’t what they used to be. I’ve met quite a few who are very open to bragging about being a member. I expected intellectuals and I found tow truck drivers. I’m not trying to generalize, but these particular folk were definitely open to shady side business.
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This is no way to dispel the myths about Freemasons, y’all.
Although maybe the fact that they botched it helps.
I’d hire the Shriners, but driving up in a tiny car wielding a scimitar isn’t very effective.
[dammit, @Dioptase1 beat me to the punch.]
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The tiny tire tracks across the victim are usually a give-away.
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just to clarify: the first source is from luxembourg, the second source is french. the city referenced is in France.
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I was going to say that I bet Terry Pratchett had an answer to the above, but you implicitly beat me to it, I think.
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“First they came for the trade unionists. But they botched it, so I didn’t need anybody to speak for me.”
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And the warrior met coal mine is just running people over. United Mine Workers Strike in Alabama Fails to Make National News
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You don’t clandestinely assassinate trade unionists. You just have the cops murder them in the streets. How else are you supposed to prove your tyranny and make an example?
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Interesting coincidence. I’m wrapping up work on a short story of a anarcho-capitalist cyberpunk future where the primary plot is about management taking out a hit on an employee (though for a more stupid reason than unionizing).
Somebody’s been putting too much effort into defictionalizing Max Barry novels.
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