Map of American people's attempts to guess where North Korea is

Fun fact: in China, they only recognize 6 continents. As far as they’re concerned, Australia is a VERY large island off of Asia.

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To someone from JAPAN, though??

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No joke. I’ve spent many hours sitting in the middle of the Eisenhower. If there’s construction, and there usually is, it can be several hours just to get from Chicago to Joliet.

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Japan is about the same size as Montana (the fourth largest state, slightly smaller than California). It only looks like a tiny island on maps.

It’s multiple islands, and East to West not that wide anywhere. Only if you’re driving North-South on Honshu do you have the possibility of going more than a few hundred miles before hitting the ocean. You’d know you’d messed up a LOT sooner there!

Driving North-South and covering a couple hundred miles is still a possibility.

Or maybe he wound up in Ohio because there wasn’t any ocean there to stop him. Like, he reached Put In Bay and decided it was time to turn around :laughing:

Imagine if he took the I-57 Meth Superhighway instead. There’s nothing there. He would have reached New Orleans before he realized something was wrong.

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To be fair, if he drove from Chinatown in Chicago to Ohio by way of Indiana, he was on a Meth Superhighway there, too. :wink:

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How else would you drive to Ohio from Chicago? Down I-57 and I-24 then cut through Kentucky lengthwise? Or, go up through Wisconsin, and then up one side of Michigan and down the other?

Actually, I nearly did that Wisconsin->Michigan->Ohio trip once. I had a few days to kill, and wanted to go camping in Nicolet and the UP and then head back to Ohio. My parents talked me out of it. I was a grown-ass man at the time, I shouldn’t have listened to them.

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I have to agree with you there! Beautiful part of the country, and great for camping.

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It took me years until I realised that Ceylon tea actually comes from Sri Lanka.

I was still very young then, and geography classes still were focusing on the two Germanys, but it it was quite a realisation for me that (other) countries change their name (and frontiers), too.
(And for other reasons than starting two world wars.)

I realised in the same period that maps can lie. This was something like a reverse epiphany, it clouded my mind and destroyed my beliefs.

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About 80% of Japan is also uninhabitable (as opposed to 100% of Montana).

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I’m not going up there any time soon, but man do I miss it. I wish I was there right now.

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just add Wisconsin and you have a nice roundtrip.

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Yep:

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i just saw you already made that connection a few mssgs. down.

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I can see this happening… but do you think it also opened you up to other possibilities, with regards to what history is and what it can be?

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Genealogy did that for me. Three generations back, and things start to get fuzzy. Nationality and ethnicity are not at all clear-cut.

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It certainly opened my mind to what history is, how it is made, and by whom.

What it can be, well… I’m currently working on a GIS project which will play a minor but still significant role in communal land use planning for the next 25 years, so: well, probably it changed my mind about what it COULD be if you had a fully-fleged GIS and enough resources to get the right data and do the right analysis… ^______^

They who have the power to change the maps change the world (or at least our perception of it).

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Actually Turkey extends west of the strait and at times in the past has extended considerably more west. Its borders with Iran, Iraq, Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia are non-obvious. They don’t follow rivers or mountains.

Still, when I was checking my recollections of this I came across a rather stupendous view of the Caspian Gates on Google Maps - so my time wasn’t wasted.

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But you are honest about it. You don’t go around claiming you know EXACTLY where Taiwan is, when you don’t. Like a Trump supporter would.