Originally published at: Martian Minister offers to lead Florida football team in Satanic prayer | Boing Boing
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This fellow is a hero for our times.
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Doing the Lord’s work.
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Amen, as it were.
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i can’t wait to see the supreme court’s mental gymnastics when this gets placed on their docket. either they won’t take the case or rule against the satanists because “it’s different.”
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All hail to him in his satanic rituals.
Obviously all these local authority meetings, etc. should also have ritual and reverent pasta-eating before every meeting. As well as worshipping His Noodly Appendages, everyone might just chill out a bit more, with a good bowl of pasta in them.
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I afluctuate between Satanist, Pastafarian & the Church of Stop Shopping- depending on mood and recent news articles.
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Ramen to that!
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Good for him.
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I imagine Jeshua and Lucifer knocking back at the Cosmic Cantina and having a good laugh over this one.
Definitely the latter. They’ll claim this is satire or some such nonsense. They’ve clearly gone past giving a shit about equal application of the law.
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