Marvel fans react to Pence's new name of Space Force members

I’m pretty sure this is what the uniforms look like right now:

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Why not Space Rangers? Individual crewmen could keep their nicknames, like Rocky or Winky.

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For the second time in my life (the first being when I realized what my student debt would look like), I am tempted to sign up for military service.

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I dunno man. Destiny players are referred to as Guardians.

International space war could be named “Iron Banner”:

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Everyone in the Space Force will be called “Ace.”

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It’s pronounced Spah-CHEM-in.

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Maybe it was Trump’s bud Ike Perlmutter who made the suggestion?

Exercisers get Athlete’s Foot. Rocketeers get Missile Toe and Assterrhoids. But I digress. “Space Corps” is inherently dumb; its members are SpaceOuts. “Cosmic Corps” works better and supports Cosmeticians. “Brave Fools Sitting Atop Explosive Vehicles” won’t go over well, nor will “Orbital Arseholes”. I could go with “Space Legions” with Spaced Legionnaires, whose anthem is “Up, Uranus!”

I could live with “Spaceman”. Those who actually venture into space are Astronauts, or Cosmonauts, or Taikonauts. Not to detract from payload specialists.

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While he’s at it the Air Force, Space Force and Coast Guard can all get rolled into the Navy

then we can have a big long argument about whether the Marine Corps should even exist

You want to go all Canadian, eh? With a Unified Military Force structure. Good idea – then ‘defense’ contractors won’t have as many officials to bribe.

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I’m not against this. If you read much (and I haven’t read much, but I have read some) about U.S. military history in the 20th century, you quickly realize that a more streamlined military would be a good thing for many reasons.

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A screaming comes across the sky.

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