I’m pretty sure this is what the uniforms look like right now:
Why not Space Rangers? Individual crewmen could keep their nicknames, like Rocky or Winky.
For the second time in my life (the first being when I realized what my student debt would look like), I am tempted to sign up for military service.
I dunno man. Destiny players are referred to as Guardians.
International space war could be named “Iron Banner”:
Everyone in the Space Force will be called “Ace.”
Maybe it was Trump’s bud Ike Perlmutter who made the suggestion?
Exercisers get Athlete’s Foot. Rocketeers get Missile Toe and Assterrhoids. But I digress. “Space Corps” is inherently dumb; its members are SpaceOuts. “Cosmic Corps” works better and supports Cosmeticians. “Brave Fools Sitting Atop Explosive Vehicles” won’t go over well, nor will “Orbital Arseholes”. I could go with “Space Legions” with Spaced Legionnaires, whose anthem is “Up, Uranus!”
I could live with “Spaceman”. Those who actually venture into space are Astronauts, or Cosmonauts, or Taikonauts. Not to detract from payload specialists.
While he’s at it the Air Force, Space Force and Coast Guard can all get rolled into the Navy
then we can have a big long argument about whether the Marine Corps should even exist
You want to go all Canadian, eh? With a Unified Military Force structure. Good idea – then ‘defense’ contractors won’t have as many officials to bribe.
I’m not against this. If you read much (and I haven’t read much, but I have read some) about U.S. military history in the 20th century, you quickly realize that a more streamlined military would be a good thing for many reasons.
A screaming comes across the sky.
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