A man goes to the doctor, wearing his shirt but a wrap of cellophane instead of trousers.
The doctor says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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A man comes home after a long day of work and finds his partner dressed only in cling film and posed fetchingly on a bearskin rug.
“What,” the man says, “leftovers again?”
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Dad: “What’s 5Q plus 5Q?”
Trusting offspring, proud of her new algebra skills: “10Q”
Dad: “You’re welcome!”
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When passing a vaccum cleaner shop: “Everything in that place sucks”
When passing a grave yard: “Everyone is dieing to get in there”
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Lived around the corner from a street named ripley. Every time my son and I drove by it I would say “that’s ripley street, believe it or not”.
I will bet that when he has a kid, and they drive by the same street, he will tell the exact same joke, and his son or daughter will appreciate it as much as he did.
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We are now passing the dead center of town.
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An ambulance tears by, sirens blaring: “He’s not going to sell much ice cream, going at that speed.”
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Every tourist in Switzerland giggles:
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Along similar lines, I used to work with a French woman who would snicker every time we drove past this sign:
Apparently “prout” is a French onomatopoeic slang for fart.
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Wow, have I got a president for you guys…
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I assume you refer to the magnificent Pujol?
http://www.rivierareporter.com/features/833-le-petomane-the-mad-farter-joseph-pujol
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I’m giggling right now!
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