As a vegetarian for over 30 years, I am just here to chuckle at his insistence to the 69 everywhere in his PO Box. Because that is infantile enough from my part but way above the intellectual level of his arguments.
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“…he’s watching these Luciferians destroy this planet, destroy the animal kingdom, destroy the plant kingdom…”
You mean the fossil fuel companies? What’s that? The meatless burger people? Okaaaaaaay…
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top two maybe. christianity and islam.
third is unaffiliated, followed by hindus and buddhists.
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Or large doses of meth… Because this sounds like something a meth-head would say.
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105 posts, and no-one quipped about this?
“Do you want to buy a mp?”
“What?”
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Oh. Er … would you like another cup of tea, dear? (Quickly Ainsley - call the constable - the vicar’s gone a bit mad!!!)
So … if God is omniscient, how can we do anything outside his expectations or desires (unless of course he’s feeling Luciferous)?
Then … how is the FakeMeat meant to alter our DNA? Is it full of gamma rays? Delivered with a radioactive spider? Does he talk this way about tobacco?
And I thought Religgion was meant to stay clear of science. He talks souls, we talk DNA. But he seems to be saying DNA is the determining factor of the soul. Er, anyone … ?
And I bet his statement is not wildly appreciated by individuals who cannot reproduce. Are they soulless? If you’ve already reproduced but are now satisfied with your flock, are you soulless?
Am I soulless? Christ, these are big questions! How should I be, O Lord???
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Oh sod it, let’s get a burger.
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And he needs a private plane so that they can’t serve him Satan’s sausage.
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Sadly, I don’t think their schedule is all that busy, but here’s hoping.
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What happens if you use Beyond Meat in Soul Food? Divide by zero?
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Funnier than the Trumpian herd’s drivel?
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For some reason, this one made me laugh, whereas dRumph’s herd simply pisses me off. Of course its crazy crap and twisted reality, but this one just went “beyond the pale”.
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I had a plant-based meat alternative breakfast sandwich this morning. Hail Lucifer!
It goes so much deeper than that! The illuminati have been trying to tell us you could make butter out of peanuts since the late 1800s!
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Also clogged arteries & heart disease. This is why I’ve gone meatless.
Only downside is the increased farting.
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Let’s not forget the fundamental difference between Isaac and Jepthath’s daughter.
An offer is supposed to be a sacrifice. Something valuable, like a cow or a goat. Not something useless like a daughter.
I wish to fuck I was being sarcastic. Unfortunately, a daughter’s only worth was what kind of husband she could attract balanced with the level of dowry required to attract him.
Even sadder is how little this has changed. Plenty of people feel women are expendable.
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Brussels Sprouts. Only Satan could come up with such a vile creation.
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I wonder at the idea of souls, personally. Where is it? What’s it made of? Can I see it or touch it, or interact with it in any way? What does a soul smell like? Do bad souls smell bad?
These are all important questions.
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Well, looking at his picture, he’s possibly on to something regarding “soulless creatures walking the earth”.
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