Meatless burgers are Satan's work

Me, too! Let the chips fall where they may!

Well, maybe he’s really popular with the SubGenii and other Jack Chick connoisseurs?

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The definition of conservative is a person so afraid of change and what they don’t understand that they will concoct fantastic stories to justify their outrage.

Also some of these guys are weird just because it gets them attention. There is a lot of money in getting clicks by acting like this.

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You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory.

As a meat eater, god I would love that.

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Maybe the needs of the god outweigh the needs of the many or the few?

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What he’s not telling us is that, even though lab grown meat turns our DNA evil, it also boosts our Midichlorian count.

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“It’s too bad she won’t be born again…but, then again, who will?”

Because apparently meat substitutes are the Tyrell Corporation now…

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Give that burger to me, and I’ll eat the HELL out of it!

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I found the Ori ginal for the gif:
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Morning Star Farms are my favorite.
… wait
Morning Star. That’s Lucifer! It all comes together. Meatless burgers are the work of Satan!

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And votes.

I knew drinking almond MILK was a slippery slope…

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and the damn arugula as well, for sure!

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Let me guess… sending this idiot money is God’s plan to stop this?

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Do you renounce seitan and all its works?

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I wonder if his latest mindless scree was monetarily lubricated by the meat industry?

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Okay, given that TruNews bears about as much relation to ‘journalism’ as, say President Tinyhands does to an honest working-man (i.e., none at all), the complete absence of anything resembling ‘objectively verifiable statements on record’ from ‘the enemy’ amounts to par for the course. But the complete lack of any references to relevant Bible verses, let alone general doctrinal support for his own stance, leads to only one conclusion:

“It’s dog whistles, all the way down.”

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