Meet extra-long tongue owner, Adrienne Lewis

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Put it to good use, Buster.

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Lip up, Fatty!

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Extra-long tongue owner

At least it’s her own and not taken from someone else. :man_shrugging:

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GEICO+-+Gecko+Book+Trailer

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[ETA: I remember this urban myth was making the rounds when I was a kid, except it was “a goat’s tongue.”

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I’m so envious. :frowning:

I’d dress up as Krampus EVERY year.

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impressive darth vader GIF

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thirsty GIF

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I’m betting her impressive length is aided by a missing frenulum (a well-known congenital condition).

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Buster… indeed.

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It’s not all fun and glory. A complicated tongue-twister could prove lethal.

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I’ll bet she has sleep apnea.

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I envy boyfriend (sorry, couldn’t resist)

and so begins the NSFW chatter session… or maybe it is the best my sophomoric male brain can do.

The National Park Service should probably amend their “please refrain from licking the toads” advisory to include an ‘especially not you, Lewis’ provision.

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watching at work No, no, this is not a specific kink of mine, totally SFW.

Clearly, you’re not the only one here… and we all wonder why women’s rights have been gutted in this country… when most men can’t think of us as anything other than sex objects, it’s a pretty short leap to gutting our rights…

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It’s been a part of my life for as long as I can remember

Good.

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