Originally published at: Mega Clown Swing: Playground Relic or Death Trap? - Boing Boing
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playground relic or death trap?
I so want one of these!
If you buy one, it comes with a free gallon of Bactine, they know that skinned knees-a-plenty are coming up!
MEGA clown swing. Pardon me, in this season I read the headline as MAGA clown swing.
I’m not going to lie – that does look like fun! Can I wear my knee pads and possibly other protective equipment, though? I’d like to survive the experience.
Mega Clown Swing sounds like an amazing and terrifying music genre.
Unsurprisingly via Popkin!
I was totally with you, up until the point I saw it was in Australia.
That means it is all but certain to be a venomous clown, right?
If you let go at just the right moment, you can fly like Superman!
And if you approach at just the wrong moment, you can look like your favorite professional hockey player!
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