Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/01/mind-boggling-graph-of-trump.html
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Just having a lot of business connections is not crony capitalism.
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Doh. I thought this post was going to be about his line of neckwear.
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I hate that Trump has turned me into someone who posts conspiracy theories on Facebook, but the part about the 19% sale of the Russian state oil company has really been bugging me. Please read and tell me I’m crazy. For reals, this is nuts and can’t possibly be true, right?
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Anyone tried taking that dataset and cross-referencing it to the Panama Papers information? Certainly trump has to be in there somewhere, as well.
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Nah, no conflicts here. Move along citizen.
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The facts are pretty solid. We’ll see about the interpretation.
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Here it is broken down to his neckwear:
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HFS that’s a great tool. Thanks for the link!
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With so many business connections that means that the benefits will help all of the world’s citizens since we’re all connected to Trump somehow.
In other words, it’s trickle-down crony capitalism.
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yeah, its not like he’s appointing them to important roles in government.
what? He is?
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I just wish they covered more companies. Unfortunately it was primarily the result of a single effort after the mortgage crisis and the team which did it has moved on to other things. Still pretty impressive though!
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He’s 6’2" and 270 pounds, and his neckties hang long. That is mindboggling.
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Well no wonder he refuses to sever his business associations – he doesn’t know how. Poor guy.
He has them specially made, to make up for other, um, deficiencies.
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The long ties disguise the round belly.
I’m not obese. See - my regular length tie is still too long. How could it be, were I large of girth? 'Twould appear shortened, and hang merely to the middle, betwixt mine belt and solar plexus.
No, dear sir, I am not of that ilk. Mine tie doth beneath mine belt extend. 'Tis not a contemplated possibility for our cherished rounder brethren.
Nor is mine hair of the thinning. Nor mine hands minimalised.
Thou - thou art vain and desiring of constructing an apparition of mine person that doth mock and deride. Thou art cross-eyed and cross-brained, and uglier still.
Mine beauty is apparent to all who see. For I am like golden sunlight in a clearing in a copse, by a brook, glittering and babbling, freshening and cleansing.
Nay, knave, mine tie is not too long. Be gone.
Before I set mine enforcers upon thee.
Thou art fired.
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Omg, that’s hilarious! 
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It suddenly struck me that only Shakespeare came up with characters like Tzchrump. It fits!
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